For years now I have been wandering the web. Usually for professional reasons but many times just for fun. Why exactly is hard to explain. In a way surfing is similar to looking for remarkable items at a garage sale. You never know what you might run into. During those years I have found my share of wacky sites. I bookmarked them and kept them in a folder called Archive. That folder is no more. Although some of the weirdest sites are no longer with us I decided to put a few of them up here. Enjoy your stay.
last update: October 24, 2001
10K FOR A WIFE » this guy is desperate
$14 ERGO KEYBOARD » do it yourself
ACCIDENTAL PREGNANCY INSURANCE » "this is a joke"
ADBUSTERS » reinventing the outdated paradigms of our consumer culture
ADDING AND SUBSTRACTING » give me a hand
ADFLIP » classic print ads
AD GRAVEYARD » real ads that almost ran
ADVENTURES OF ACE AND FLAK » the first quake2 comic
ADVENTURES OF DANK AND SCUD » the first quake comic
ADVENTURES OF MULDER AND SCULLY » lights, camera, action figures
AIBO HACK » mixed breeding new
AIR SICKNESS BAG MUSEUM » don't worry, they're clean
AIRTOONS » the only way to fly
ALIBI AGENCY » don't come home without it
ALIEN ABDUCTIONS INC. » contact them if they don't contact you
ALL MY LIFE FOR SALE » a regular ebay junkie
ALMOST » ...tales of near-sex experiences
ALT.BINARIES.PICTURES.PC » computers are sexy
ALTERVISTAS » search enigine for the weird new
AMAZING DISCOVERY: PAPER » het is geweldig, mike! (dutch)
AM I GOING DOWN? » fasten your seatbelts
AM I HOT OR NOT? » tell me
AND ADAM KNEW EVE » a dictionary of sex
in the bible
ANNOY.COM » (uh noi’)
ANSWERING MACHINE » for after the beep
ANTIGAME » all work, no play
ANUS.COM » blood 'n guts
ASCII BABES » fine art
ASK JESUS » to do his magic
ASS-KICKING MACHINE » made in the usa
ASTEROID INSURANCE » don't get hit
AN AWESOME DICK » shawing new
BABETTE » deep thoughts (dutch)
BAD ART » art that sucks
BAD AS SHIT PROJECT » funk that rocks
BAG BED » help the homeless
BARBIE BONDAGE » she's coming out
BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL » "you have 4 meg available"
BERT IS EVIL » let's pray for ernie
BIBLE ACTION FIGURES » order mary
BIBLEMAN » spreading the word
BILLY-BOB TEETH » quality redneck teeth molds
BIZARRE STUFF » ...you can make in your kitchen
BLOWTHEDOTOUTOFYOURASS » tired of dotcom doctrine?
BLUE SCREENS OF DEATH » windows is everywhere
BOMB » how to crash your browser
BONDAGE FILES » really strange news
BONSAI KITTEN » cat in the bottle
BOOBSCAN » bend over
BOOGIECARDS » irrelevant postcards
BRAND DATING » can't buy me love
BREAST CHRONICLES » the life and times of a pair of 34dd breasts
BROWSER EMULATOR » web nostalgia
BUBBLE BODYWEAR » play with your dress
BUDDY CHRIST » smile!
BUMPER DUMPER » if nature calls
BUREAU OF MISSING SOCKS » aliens took it
CANNOT FIND INTELLIGENCE » this page is too stupid
CAT SCAN » here kitty kitty kitty
CELEBRITY DEAD POOL » the game of all games
CELEBRITY IMPERSONATORS » the worst look-a-likes
CELESTIS » where no corpse has gone before
CELLPHONE CADDY » not designed to carry any type of firearm
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE MUSEUM » spy gadgets
CHEWBAKLAVA » wookie style
CHINDOGU » unuseless inventions
CHRISTIAN BDSM » all scripture is taken from the king james bible
CHRISTIANS FOR THE CLONING OF JESUS » the second coming
CLIP CRAP » wacky movie archive
CLONES-R-US » beyond sheep
CLOWNS ARE SCARY » stop smiling
COLD PIZZA » hollywood actors doing japanese commercials
COMMERCIAL CLOSET » gay advertising
COMPUTER VIRUS MYTHS » good times
COOKING WITH 7-UP » not just pouring sugar-water into a bowl
COOL 404 » pretty errors
CORPORATION ICON GALLERY » spice up your awards gallery
CORPSES FOR SALE » gift wrap?
CRAZY DRUNK GUY » everybody needs a friend
CULTURE JAMMERS' ENCYCLOPEDIA » start jammin'
DARWIN AWARDS » contributions to the improvement of our gene pool
DATAPIMP » email with an attitude
DEAD LETTER OFFICE » writings by mortals
DEAD PEOPLE SERVER » 2,753 entries served
DEAD PORN STARS » thanks to a disease with a little name
DEATH CLOCK » hit snooze
DEMOTIVATORS » keep up the spirit
DEPRESSIEVE DIERENKAARTEN » sad cows
DICK FOR A DAY » serious penis envy
DICK $NOR » site design that hurts your eyes
DIRT MUSEUM » they got dirt
DIRTY HARRY TOUR OF SAN FRANCISCO » if you're feeling lucky
DOCTOR FUN » the first online-only comic
DOG DOO » get even
DOODIE » bathroom humor
DOT COMS FOR XMAS » beats a pair of socks
DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET » the waiting must stop
DUCK! » the carbine high massacre
DUCT TAPE GUYS » they got tape
DULL MEN'S CLUB » sigh
DUMBENTIA » the parody place
ELECTRIC CHAIR » shocking
EDIBLE INSECTS » gulp
EGOSURF » where am i
END OF THE INTERNET » go back
EROTIC CHOCOLATES » made out of the finest milk
EVAN MATHER » indie star wars cinema
EWRITER FRISBEE » spell and throw
EXPLODING WHALE » a true story
FAKE DETECTIVE » protecting the innocent
FAKE TONGUES » say ah...
FANTASY DOCTOR » toys for learning
FAMOUS NAME CHANGES » reginald dwight?
FAMOUS MUGSHOTS » turn right and keep still
FARTS » smell this
FATAL FACTS » dozens of ways to accidentally die
FAT LANE » is that j-lo?
FAT?SO! » for people who don't apoligize for their size
FIND A GRAVE » graves of famous people from around the world
FIND THE G-SPOT » make sure you take the right entrance new
FLASH MOUNTAIN » is that a nipple?
FLATULENCE FILTER » i don't smell nothing
FUCKING MACHINES » sex at 350 rpm
FUCK U FUCK ME » horny hardware
FURBY AUTOPSY » here's how to make it silent
GALLERY OF THE GROTESQUE » gross
GAY OR EUROTRASH? » looks matter
GEEK CRUISES » learning java in the caribbean
GET SOME REAL » porn's fake, girls are real new
GHOSTSITES » collecting dead sites
GIRL'S GUIDE TO GEEK GUYS » your parents will love them
GIRLFRIEND STEALER'S SHOP » i don't want a single girl
THE GOBBLER MOTEL » post-googie architecture
GREASECAR » runs on vegetable oil!
GUNS-N-BABES » they're loaded
GUYS VERSUS GIRLS BURPING CONTEST » belching out loud
HAIRY BACK » for the cosmetically disenfranchised
HALF KEYBOARD COMPUTER » twice as fast
HAMPSTER DANCE » animated web kitsch
HAND GLIDING » anyone with at least one hand can participate
HATCHOO » dutch spoofs
HEARTLESS BASTARDS » it's a guy thing
HI-FIVE ARM » we all do it
HITMAN ONLINE » technical manual for independent contractors
HOLLERIN' HISTORY » the earliest form of communication between humans
HOVING » play it again man
HOW STUFF WORKS » if you really gotta know
HOW TO BLEND IN » by dean and nigel
HOW TO BUILD A STORMTROOPER COSTUME » may the force be up yours
HOW TO COOK A WOMAN » ready for roasting
HOW TO DRIVE LIKE A MORON » move over
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY » ...for at least a couple of minutes
HOW TO TOILET-TRAIN YOUR CAT » lid up, seat down
HUMAN CLOCK » you have the time? new
HUMAN FOR SALE » how much you're worth new
HUMOR.NL » crazy cows and much more
HUNGOVER.NET » providing random cures
I AM DRUNK » featuring the drunk of the month
IBM PC CATBOX » here kitty, kitty
ICEPICK » webcams all over his place
IBRATOR » feels different
I FOUND IT IN MY NUGGETS » you want a chicken head with that?
IG NOBEL PRIZES » what were you thinking?
I KISS YOU! » the first web cult star mahir cagri
I WANTED THE LONGEST DOMAIN NAME IN THE WORLD » you got it
ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO BREAKING YOUR COMPUTER » good clean fun
IN A JAR » shit!
IN PASSING » innocent eavesdropping
INTERIOR DESCRATORS » horrors from the land of shag
INTERNET BRUININGS SYSTEEM » get a tan while you can
INTERNET LICENSE PLATES » informationsupahighway
I RESIGN » if you had enough
IT IS POLITE TO STARE » can i help you?
ITOKE » a mindblowing hoax
JACKINWORLD » the ultimate masturbation portal
JAIL BABES » penn pals
JAILCAM » "this is not a simulation"
JAMES T. KIRK SINGALONG SITE » a transformed man
JESUS' HOMEPAGE » welcome
JESUS OF THE WEEK » god is not dead
JOE CARTOON » wuss
JOHNNY POPPER » stop the spread of germs
JOKE WALLPAPER » looking for a fun desktop?
KA-BOOM! » comicbook dictionary
KATSEY » tits against racism
KILLER FONTS » dead man writing
KISSY KISSY » pull back the bed covers
KITSCH POSTCARDS » mad postcards of the 60s and 70s
KONZENTRATIONSLAGER » polish lego
KREMLIN KAM » the cold war is definitely over
LAPTOP LAIDBACK » sit back and relax
LAWN MOWER RACING » let's mow
LEGO MACHINE GUN » lock and load
LEGO PORN » laying bricks
LICENSE PLATES OF THE WORLD » 358 pages with plates
LOSERS DOT ORG » you're not alone new
LOST IN TRANSLATION » babelize it
LOVE CALCULATOR » a dutch classic
LOWEST-RATED JERRY SPRINGER SHOW EVER » jer-ry!
MACHINIMA » low tech cinema
MACQUARIUM » got an old mac?
MALE PREGNANCY » meet mr. lee
MANIC MAIL » yours anonymously
MICROSOFT MONOPOLY » go to jail
MINIPOPS » miniature art
MOJAVE PHONE BOOTH » hello?
MOON SHOP » planet for sale
MOST DOWNLOADED WOMAN » danni ashe versus cindy margolis
MOST FUCKED-UP PERSON ALIVE » an autobiography of being pissed off
MOVIE-A-MINUTE » a great timesaver
MOVIE CLICHES LIST » common logic flaws and stereotypes
MR T ATE MY BALLS » fool!
MUFFLER MEN » hit the road
MULLETS GALORE » fear the mullet
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX » "this won't hurt, i promise"
MUSEUM OF SOVIET CALCULATORS » 130 machines and counting
MUSEUM OF TALKING BOARDS » s-p-o-o-k-y
MY BOSS SUCKS » boss alert button included
MY POOP » everyone poops
NAKED NEWS » nothing to hide
NAME THAT CANDYBAR » know your munchies
NAPSTER BAD! » by bob cesca
NAVEL FLUFF » belly dirt
NETBABY » fuck pokemon
NETSLAVES » survival techniques for web workers
NIKS » not much (dutch)
NORI » the original nasal passage cleaner
NOTJENNI » cam spoof
NOT PROUD » confessions are as we see ourselves
NUDE MAN CARROT » one lewd vegetable
NUDE SUIT » look naked
OBSCENE INTERIORS » gross displays
THE ONION » misinforming the world
OTHERSIDE » of the world
PAGE3 » home of the great british babe
PANIC ENCYCLOPEDIA » guide to the postmodern scene
PAPERPALM » no batteries required new
PAWSENSE » catproof your computer
PEANUT BUTTER LOVERS » unite!
PENIS PILLOW » size does matter
PERSONALIZED ACTION FIGURES » get one of your, er..., self new
PETE » ...the cat that looks like hitler
PHOBIA LIST » be afraid
PICK A CARD » it's magic
PINSTRUCK » voodoo curses via email
PLANET KETCHUP » found in 97% of all kitchens
PLASTER OF PARADISE » break a leg
PLASTUIT » allows women to pee standing (dutch)
POCKETPIG » delectable drawings
POKE THE BUNNY » keep poking new
POLICE SCANNER » 10-4
POOSTICK » defend yourself
PORNOLIZE » yeah baby
PRESS ANY KEY » here it is
PRETTY GOOD PORNOGRAPHY » and other perverse software
PROZAC PEZ » make the world a happy place
PSYCHO EX GIRLFRIEND » men are scum
PUBLIC 8 BALL » ask your question
PULP PHANTOM » royale with cheese
PURVE » for women only
RANSOMATIC » come alone
REALAROMA » smell u smell me
REAL DOLL » the world's finest love doll
RECTAL FOREIGN BODIES » stick it up your ...
RECYCLE DOG » more poop
RENT-A-FRIEND » order your party cd
RENT-A-JERK » to berate your co-workers
RETRO RAUNCH » the thinking man's adult site
ROBOCUP » here aibo
ROTTEN DOT COM » archive of disturbing illustration
ROTTERDAMS LEXICON » dutch dialect new
SCANFUN » is that a ...?
SEMENEX » got funky spunk? new
SEND ME A DOLLAR » the first online beggar
SHITTY PENS » what's that smell?
SHOES OF THE FISHERMAN » jesus loves sneakers
SHOWER PROJECT » 100 girls get wet
SHUTDOWN THE INTERNET » click here new
SIGN LANGUAGE » "caution: museums ahead"
SILICON VALLEY TAROT » cheaper than a consultant
SIMULATOR » the horror of everyday life
SKYCAR » it's finished!
SLOW FOOD » eat easy
SODACONSTRUCTOR » wicked insect thingies
SOLEMATES » two different foot sizes
SOLOTREK » out of my way, fly boy
SO YOU HAVE DECIDED TO BE EVIL » the dark side
SPANKIE » ...the solo sex sleeve
SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS » where south park begun
THE SPOILERS GAME » "it's a guy!" new
SPRINGWALKER » it's got legs
SPUD CANNONS » potato guns
SQUIRREL FISHING » a new approach to rodent performance evaluation
STADIUM PAL » not just for sports events
STAR DUDES » the force is strong with this dude
STAR WARS DESIGN EDITION » dull grey is the 'in' color new
STARS AUF KRüCKEN » humpelen macht spaß
STARE DOWN SALLY »
STICKY FIGURE DEATH THEATER » twice the entertainment, half the talent
THE STINKY PROJECTS » ewwwwww
STUPID PENIS TRICKS » she loves her boyfriend's penis
SUPER MARKETING » ads from the comics
SUPERPAM » pamela's breast size vs. the amount of silicone in the earth
SUPPORT GROUP FOR PEOPLE USED BY MICROSOFT » go there today
TACKY POSTCARD ARCHIVE » preserving bad taste
THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN SOLD IN VENDING MACHINES » got a quarter?
TINY WINDOWS GAMES » for sneaky gaming new
TOURETTE SYNDROME BARBIE » "shut your frikkin' mouth ken!"
TRAGIBUTES » don't be a flowers non-sender
TRAILER TRASH DOLL » the first of her family to make it through the third grade
TRAILERVISION » fictional movie trailers
TROJAN ROOM COFFEE MACHINE » the first webcam
TROOPS » cops meets star wars
T-SHIRTS THAT SUCK » for the whole family new
TV BUDDY » all you need in one cool tool
UGLY PEOPLE » intended for immature audiences only
UNAMERICAN » "i represent god you fuck"
UNLOADING WINDOWS » ctrl-alt-del
UNUSUAL AVIATION PICTURES » fasten your seatbelts
URBAN LEGENDS ARCHIVE » they're all here. really
URINAL DOT NET » best place to piss away your time
USELESS PAGES » what a waste
US NAVY BASE SHAPED AS SWASTIKA » see for yourself
VINTAGE CALCULATORS » big and mechanical
VIRTUAL CRACK » make someone's day new
WAZZZUP! » true, true
WEB ECONOMY BULLSHIT GENERATOR » buzzword bingo
WEB VENGEANCE » shoot those sites
WHAT THE HECK » weird ebay auctions
WHEN A BLOWJOB BECOMES A JOB » "i'm not talking techniques"
WOMEN WITH BEARDS » nice moustache
WORLD SEXUAL RECORDS » errr... most nipples?
WORLD'S LONGEST HOMEPAGE » 563,62 kilometers
WORST CASE SCENARIOS » danger lurks at every corner
YOUR WEIGHT ON OTHER WORLDS » weird weightwatchers
ZORB » for those who think "the dukes of hazard" was the best show on tv
Alternative sites for wacky stuff:
CRUEL SITE » rogers cadenhead
RETECOOL » hubert roth (dutch)
ESCAPE » laurens lammers (dutch)
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